Make Sleepstophers

by Three Ninjas

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released June 15, 2009

Thanks to PZ Myers for being on the cover!

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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Track Name: Going Gay For House
I'm going gay for House
your mom was right about that
I'm going gay for House
I cry each time I fight that

We both know it's true
that's not what MDs do
Diagnosa me
Without toucha me

Where that lupus at
Where that lupus at
Where that lup where that lup
where that lupus at

do the Greg House
Do the Cameron
Do the Foreman
Do the Wilson

Do the sarcoid
Do the MRSA
Do the CIPA
Do the Legionnaire's

Sweet dreams are House MD
Who am I to disagree
Sweet dreams are House MD
Everybody's looking for something
Track Name: The Ecstasy of Mallard
When I think about Bergman I think about you
cause your polar forms are small and your beaks are small too
A lot of you are gay and if you're gay I guess it's true
that your head is on straight and it's green and not blue
Your offspring are precocial and I kinda like that
They can swim and feed themselves and I think it's pretty phat
what I don't understand is why you copulate with corpses
I no longer wanna touch you
If I have to I'll use forceps

Mallard babies
They'll follow you wherever you go
They'll follow you if they don't know you
Mallard babies
They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand
They'll even try to eat a frog if they can

You're so recently evolved that you still hybridize
with ducks of a different genus
If our problems get solved while you're still alive
No one will believe us

Mallard babies
They'll follow you wherever you go
They'll follow you if they don't know you
Mallard babies
They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand
They'll even try to eat a frog if they can
Track Name: Have A Fucking Baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

When you're stuck on the freeway
Have a fucking baby
When your mom's coming home
Raise a fucking kid
When your dealership is threeway
Have a fucking baby
When your mom's home alone
Raise a fucking kid
When a duck has a penis
Have a fucking baby
When a man is like a horse
Raise a fucking kid
When a goat comes between us
Have a fucking baby
When a whale gets divorced
Raise a fucking kid

Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

(Three Ninjas)
Damn it feels good to have a rabbit
I know he doesn't know it but I think he's great
If you don't smoke you can have it
I'm trying to make room to get a girl pregnate
You see a man who loves man, he can adopt
at least until technology catches up
But a man who wants a kid just can't be stopped
He only huffs and puffs until he fucks shit up

(NHP)
Where do I start? I got so much to say
I been thinkin bout babies like erry single day
I grabbed me a stork by the motherfucking beak
I said, "Bitch give me a baby!"
He said, "Later next week."
But I ain't seen him around, I ain't seen him no more
I tried to buy a baby from the neighborhood store
Almost tripped down the stairs and fell seventeen floors
I wanna get a pet baby and keep it indoors

Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

When the Cambrian explosion
Have a fucking baby
When the Burgess Shale
Raise a fucking kid
When you're tit-deep in Marella
Have a fucking baby
Na na na na na na ale
Raise a fucking kid
Stephen Jay Gould
Have a fucking baby
Charles Doolittle Walcott
Raise a fucking kid
When you're blaming Haikouicthys
Have a fucking baby
It's a chordate but it's not
Raise a fucking kid

When I say "have a baby" you say "raise a kid"
Raise a fucking kid
Track Name: Not Devoted (featuring Taisha McFall)
Climb the wall to see what's on the other
side, what if there's nothing there?
Come so far just to turn back now
Why the hell am I so fucking scared

Why would you want to do this to me?
Why won't you come out and see me?

It's not like I'm not devoted
It's not like I won't promote it
If I thought that you were really there
But I can't preach if you don't care
Track Name: The Premise of Dogs (Sea Slug Rejection Remix)
I drink too much coffee cause it makes me feel good
to have a habit I can talk about in public
and I try to reach out to my friends but they're busy
if I find a homeless that'll cut it
People say I'm average at writing blog posts
but I don't use Blogspot or Wordpress
Bob has never been to Sweden but he's eaten Kalles tubes
and he's never seen a man in a dress

This is what we meant when we said "tetrapoda"
and we love all Anurans but frogs
And you have to understand the history of Carnivorans
if you wanna know the premise of dogs

Nontetrapod craniates
nonamniote synapsids
noncetacian artiodactyls
I forgot to bring a napkin
Nontetrapod craniates
There's no such thing as nonamniote synapsids
noncetacian artiodactyls
I forgot to bring a napkin